Ask Dr. Body- Simple Cures 4 Chronic Sinus Infections

Dr. Body, remember when those sinus infections were ruining my singing voice?
Oh, yes Princess, I felt just awfull for you.

I think it's time to share our discovery and the secrets to how we cured my misery!

yes, and oh Princess, may I say that I just adore how you are gaining control of the wheel by exploring the body intelligent theories and applying the research.
I am proud of how quickly you are progressing.

Thanks, Dr. Body!

Here's the scoop on how it happened...

Princess, since we have exnaed the word stupid from our vocabulary, we are going to utilize the K.I.S.S. System which stands for "Keep It Simple Sister"...

Simple cures 4 Sinus

Here is your list!
One nose mister (check, I got one for three bucks at Drug Emporium with saline in it and emptied it)
Fill this with distilled water and one drop of Hydrogen Peroxide
Use one mist per nostril three times a day for two days

also now you have to swish!
Swish, yes swish!
Fill a small glass three quarters full with warm water
Add one half teaspoon of safflower oil or any oil you have handy such as olive, sesame, or the least preferable vegetable oil.
Now take a nice size bit in your mouth and swish, swish, swish as hard and as long as you can all around until it feels foamy
Now expel, do not swallow as this pulls bacteria from the gums and mucous membranes
Do this as many times as you can stand it! (added benefit, this is great 4 ur heart! and gets rid of gingivitus!)
And that was that!
Sinus infections are now history...
So sing us a song, Princess?
La La La La La!